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This is a parody
The Celebrity Tractors is a satirical cartoon about a television programme. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by or otherwise connected to the BBC, Studio Lambert, All3Media, the producers of The Traitors or The Celebrity Traitors, or any person who has appeared on those programmes. The programme titles are used only to identify what is being parodied.
The characters are fictional farm machinery whose names pun on those of public figures appearing in a broadcast entertainment programme. They are commentary on the programme and on the public performances within it. They are not depictions of, and make no claims about, the private lives, character, views or conduct of any real person.
The voices are synthetic, and deliberately not the people
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The predictions and transcripts are fiction
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Where the site records that a tractor was chosen as a Traitor, was banished or was scrapped, that is a plot event of a broadcast programme, reported after broadcast, and nothing more.
Small Trough Murder
Small Trough Murder is a parody segment within the cartoon. It is not affiliated with the Small Town Murder podcast or its hosts, whose names are punned with affection.
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Last updated Wednesday 7 October 2026.