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Ross Hemp
loader

Ross Hemp

A loader. A parody of Ross Kemp.

Hard man of the hedgerow. Investigates everything, including the hat.

Status
On the farm
Role
Faithful
Number plate
ROSS HMP
Sticker
NO WAFFLE
Fittings
loader bucket, rear crate, map case
Paint
The rig

Four poses, two facings

Every pose is drawn twice, once facing each way. Nothing on the farm is mirrored. A tractor turning round is a different drawing, and the number plate reads the right way in both.

Ross Hemp, neutral
Neutral
Ross Hemp, lean in
Lean in
Ross Hemp, recoil
Recoil
Ross Hemp, slumped
Slumped
Neutral, facing left
Lean in, facing left
Recoil, facing left
Slumped, facing left
Under the bonnet

What the AI is built from

Unscripted speech
1.45 hours
Character depth
their own transcripts
Memory of the game
up to episode 2

The hours are audio of unscripted talk, mostly panel shows and podcasts, with every other speaker in the recording stripped out. Scripted drama doesn't count, and neither does anything written about the person by someone else. How the corpus is built.

On the farm so far

How Ross Hemp has played

Written from the broadcast episodes and fed to the AI before each prediction, so it plays the next Round Bale knowing what it has already done.

Episode 1Ross was physically strong and useful in the mission, but became highly paranoid afterward about possible scrap-in-plain-sight gestures.
48:25, 54:29, 60:02
Episode 2Ross began the day defensive about the previous night's paranoia and said he would defend himself as best he could.
06:04, 06:04
Episode 2In the graveyard mission, Ross was chosen to start above ground, prioritised freeing players, and worked physically hard.
25:02, 28:03, 36:41
Episode 2Ross understood that the advantage could make him look recruited or suspicious.
25:40, 41:06